NeoPhallicist

i'm Mr. C and this is my personal blog where i mostly write erotic micro-fiction captions from the point of view of various real, fictional, & fantasy relationships. 

not every story or caption or idea will be your thing. to be perfectly honest, not every story or caption i write is my thing either.. but i believe exploring and understanding our own unique sexuality helps us understand the uniqueness of other's sexuality as well.

i also sometimes post my personal thoughts about sexuality, culture and society, and a variety of other things, memes, and thoughts that i think are worth sharing with the world. 

more about me:

• 44 | cishet | poly | dominant-leaning | progressive masculine 
• pictures of me (often artistically edited, sometimes with ai)
• random facts about me 
• my BDSM test results 
• interests: pleasure, casual & 24/7 d/s, oral-focused relationships, orgasm denial & control, edge play, caregiver dynamics, pet play, psychological, spiritual & primal sexuality, mental play, teasing, playful degradation / humiliation ...
• non-interests: pain, physical bondage, spanking, impact play (bruising, welts, etc.), femdom, pegging, CBT, dungeons, rope, CNC, age play, extreme insertion, hentai aesthetic, e-personas, heels, body mod, tattoos, piercings .. 
• irritants: rape, abuse, patriarchy, misogyny, anti-feminism, race play & racial fetishization, (inc. WMP, BNWO, etc.), MAGA and other bullyism-based political play, size-queening & racial size-focus (BBC, BWC, etc), pornosexual/solosexual & other socially-harmful practices, cheating, needles, blood, scat .. [note: i don't 'get' these things as kinks but i'm not saying they can't be legitimate kinks for some people in some form or fashion.. only that they mostly just annoy me, whether they're as a part of BDSM culture or not.]

if you're looking for a specific type of post, here are some links to guide you.

• posts expressing NeoPhallicism (#NeoPhallicism on Twitter) / what is NeoPhallicism?
• posts about progressive masculinity (#ProgressiveMasculinity on Twitter)
• posts about meditation 
• posts about perfume 
• art i enjoy looking at
• music i enjoy listening to
• memes that make me laugh and think
• quotes that i feel like sharing

note: while i'm happy to discuss things in private, my public posts are not invitations to debate. i'm also pretty liberal with the block button. i simply don't care or have the time for anyone's genuine meninist, anti-feminist, misogynistic, or pro-patriarchy ideas or content. 

you can also find me posting SFW posts on:

• Twitter / X @NeoPhallicist 
• Bluesky @neophallicist.com
• Tumblr @NeoPhallicist 

i'm also slowly starting to post more NSFW posts at ReblogMe

i'm happy to chat but i prefer to use Discord over the barely-functional chat/DM feature on this site that hasn't notified me of new messages in years. i don't like jumping straight into role play and generally only respond to normal introductions & conversation. if English isn't your first language, please let me know up front. 

note about perving my LIKES feed: posts displayed in a blog's Likes feed only show the original caption and not any edited caption i may have seen or enjoyed in my dash / feed.

and because a few have politely asked how my username, etc. is pronounced.. 

NeoPhallicist = nioʊˈfæləˌsɪst
NeoPhallicism = nioʊˈfæləˌsɪzəm

(simplified, it's sist and sism, not kist or kism)

Mr. C